Looking for a Wife
Hardware Requirements:
1.Pleasant screen and chassis.
2.Moderate size disk drives.
3.Must come with original manufacturer write-protect tab.
4.Must be easily interconnectable to accessories such as vacuum
cleaners, ovens, brooms, washing machines, etc.
Software Requirements:
1.Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Housewife Language)
basic command subset (e.g. clean, wash, cook, "of course dear").
2.Single-user mode ONLY.
3.Very-user-friendly interface.
4.Word "no" must not appear in /usr/dict/words.
(Ephraim Silverberg )